SAE…YE WUNT TO STAIRT SPEAKIN’ SCOTS
(Translation: So, you want to start speaking Scots…)
                                                                               © Ellyn Parker-Neal 2004
St. Brigids Guild
   Beyond this Point There be Dragons



Weel, dinna fash, akis here be wirds an’ pronooncin’ tae lairn ye...(MP3) (Translation: Well, don’t worry because here are words and pronunciations to teach you.) 

Part1:
1) Wad ye like a bittock fishie?...(MP3) Would you like a little bit of fish?

2) Her tang wad clip cloots!...(MP3) She has a sharp tongue.

3) Haud yer wheest!...(MP3) Be Quiet! Keep silent! Shut-up!

4) Ye wis thare, wis ye no?...(MP3) You were there weren’t you?

5) Whit wad ye hae ma dae?...(MP3) What would you have me do?

6) Will A coom roond the-morn?...(MP3) Shall I come by tomorrow?

7) Thir’s bonnie flouers, is thae yers?...(MP3)Those are pretty flowers, are those yours? 

8) Whaur wis ye gaun akis thay waur baith in tha hoose?...(MP3)  Where were you going because they were both in the house.

9) Ar ye takkin ma on?...(MP3) Are you pulling my leg(kidding me)?

10) Wad ye cock tha wee finger wi’ me?...(MP3) Would you like to have a drink with me?

11) Yer leein like a harse-cowper!...(MP3) You’re lying like a horse-dealer(trader)!

12) Tha auld mun be no sae deif as he lats on!...(MP3)The old man isn’t as deaf as he pretends to be!

13) Whit wey ye pittin’ on sae  sair face?...(MP3 #13, folder 1) Why are you looking(feeling) so sorry for yourself?

14) Ye look sae cantie as a sou amang glaur!...(MP3) You look as happy as a pig in the mud!

15) Thare’s ma thoum on tha'!...(MP3) Let’s shake hands on it!

 

Takkin’ evverdey taakin’ an’ pittin’ Intae Scots...(MP3) (Taking Everyday Words and changing them to Scots): 

Part 2:
1) Gud marnin’ an' hoow dae ye fare t’dey?...(MP3)  Good Morning and how are you today?

2) Ye hae bonnie weens wi’ ye, be thay yairn?...(MP3) You have beautiful children with you are they yours?

3) Ochhh, t’is cauld this dey! Des yer cape warum ye t’dey?...(MP3) It’s cold today, are you warm enough in that coat?

4) Thas a bonnie wee dug, bit t’is chitterin an’ cauld!...(MP3) That’s a cute little dog but it’s shivering and it looks cold!

5) Shhh, haud yer wheest, lad/lass,saes Ah cin hear thas pairt o’ tha sang!...(MP3) Shhh, be quiet child, so that I can hear this part of the song!

6) A’m gang tae halp John on syte t’dey gin Ah cin fin ma haimmer....(MP3) I’m going to help John on site today if I can find a hammer.

7) Fyne braw dey, 'tis, Aiye?...(MP3) This weather is beautiful today isn’t it?

8) Fare ye weel and see ye efter!...(MP3) Goodbye and I’ll see you later! 

9) Hoo did ye see…war ye feart?...(MP3) Who did you see...were you scared?

10) She haesna seen John an' A’m no weel…sae A’m gaun haime....(MP3) She hasn’t seen John and I’m not well,so I’m going home.

11) Gud dey tae ye and gled ye cuud coom tae faire. Hae yersel' a gud dey....(MP3)  Good morning, glad you could come to faire. Have a good day.

12) Hae ye seen Dooncan akis A wunt tae enquire a quaistion o’ him....(MP3) Have you seen Duncan because I need to ask him a question.

13) Mistress/Maister, ye luik verra hot, dae ye wunt a haun tae shayde or wat-ter tae cool off?...(MP3) M’am/Sir,you look very hot, do you need help to the shade or water to cool off?

14) A’m prepaired tae tak ma pairt wi' tha faistaval....(MP3)I’m prepared to play my part in the festival.

15) A’m awfie saurry A’m ahint, bit ma dug ett me haimewerk....(MP3) I’m sorry I’m late but my dog ate my homework!



Coosin’ an’ Swaerrin’ in Scots bit NAE EFF  WIRDS!!!...(MP3) (Translation: Cussing and Swearing in Scots but NO F-WORDS!!!!) 

Part 3:
1) Bletheration!…(MP3) Nonsense!

2) Bi Crivens!…(MP3) Christ Defend us!

3) Losh!…(MP3) Lord Save us!(or Laird Sayve US)

4) Haivers!…(MP3) Nonsense!

5) Megstie me!…(MP3) Mighty God!

6) Whessht!…(MP3) Silence!

7) Nyod!…(MP3) God!

8) Niver!…(MP3) Impossible!

9) Confound it!…(MP3) Confoond I’!

10) Feech!…(MP3) sound of disgust

11) Fie!…(MP3)sound of disgust

12) S’truith!…(MP3) God’s truth!

13) Ochh…(MP3) sound of impatience

14) Aweel…(MP3) sound of giving in/up

15) Smeg…(MP3) CAN MEAN ANYTHING!! 



An’ Noo tae tha Insults t’pyk a fyte!...(MP3) And now to the insults to pick a fight! Use these examples and Suggestions But Make your Own, too...(Renfaire.com says “…two adjectives and a noun [constitute an] per insult…”) 

Part 4:
1) Ye airtless, haef-witted footlyker!…(MP3) You artless, half-witted foot-licker!

2) Ye rogiss, feyn-sucked gudgeon!…(MP3) You roguish, fen-sucked gudgeon!

3) Ye Lumpis, hastie-witted flap-dragon!…(MP3) You lumpish, hasty-witted flap-dragon!

4) Ye churlis, mylk-livered hedge-pig!…(MP3) You churlish, milk-livered hedge-pig!

5) Ye beslummerin’, rump-fed boar-pig!…(MP3) You beslubbering, rump-fed boar-pig!

6) Ye totterin’ flye-bitten scut!…(MP3) You tottering, fly-bitten Scut!

7) Ye weywird, common-kissin’ codpeace!…(MP3) You wayward, common-kissing codpiece!

8) Ye yeasty, toad-spotted faustalairian!…(MP3) You yeasty, toad-spotted fustilarian!

9) Ye craiven, bat-fowlin’ baagage!…(MP3) You craven, bat-fowling baggage!

10) Ye impairtenant, dizzy-eyed Dewberry!…(MP3) You impertinent, dizzy-eyed dewberry!

11) Ye pawnshy, fool-barne clack-dish!…(MP3) You paunchy, fool-borne clack-dish!

12) Ye primmlin’, dughairted joltheid!…(MP3) You pribbling, doghearted jolthead!

13) Ye goattiss, folly-fallen lewdster!…(MP3) You goatish, folly-fallen lewdster!

14) Ye wairp-ped, gutz-grippin’ maggot-pye…(MP3) You warped, gutts-gripping maggot-pie!

15) Ye saucy, urchin-snouted malt-wirrum…(MP3) You saucy urchin-snouted malt-worm. 



A wheen o’ mines, a Wheen o’ thairs...(MP3) Some of mine, some of theirs: Saying Goodbye 

Part 5:
1) Mey tha best ye hae iver seen be tha warst ye iver see…(MP3) May the best you have ever seen be the worst you will ever see!

2) Mey tha moose ne’er lea’ yer gerain star wi’ a tear-drap I’ it’s eye…(MP3) May the mouse never leave your grain store with a tear-drop in it’s eye.

3) Mey Tha Licht be bricht aroon’ ye an’ yers, til A meet wi’ ye agane…(MP3) May The Light be bright around you and yours until I meet with you again!

4) Gud E’nin’ tae ye…(MP3) Good evening to you!

5) Cheerio the nou…See ye efter!…(MP3) Goodbye for now, see you later!

6) Fare ye weel tha nou…(MP3) Farewell for now!

7) Mey aa’ yer troummles be wee anes…(MP3) May all your troubles be 
small ones.



Jist tae be halpfu’ thare be a few t’ings tae mind....(MP3) Just to be helpful …there are a few things to remember[or pay attention to]. 

Part 6:
1) Drop the b after m as in: rumble, stumble, thimble and the words become: rummle, stummle, thummle in Scots(MP3)

2) Drop the d after n as in: wander, thunder, wonder and the words become: wanner, thunner, wunner in Scots(MP3

3) Drop the f if it’s final as in: self, sheriff and the words become: sel’, shirra in Scots....(MP3)

4) Drop the v from words as in: have, leave, even and the words become: hae, lea’,e’en in Scots....(MP3)

5) Drop th if final as in: mouth, with and the words become: mou’, wi’....(MP3)

6) Change ch in english words to k as in: church, breeches,thatch and the words become: Kirk, breeks, thack in Scots....(MP3)

7) Change al to au as in: malt, palm, salmon and the words become: maut, paum, saumon in Scots....(MP3)

8) Change all to aa as in: call, ball, small and the words become: caa, baa, smaa in Scots....(MP3)

9) Change ol to au as in: bold, cold, old and the words become: bauld, cauld, auld in Scots....(MP3)

10) Change I to ee as in: baptise, oblige, pity and the words become: bapteese, obleedge, peetie in Scots....(MP3

11) Change fy to fee as in: magnify, modify,signify and the words become: Magnifee, modifee, seegnifee in Scots....
(MP3)

12) Change u to I as in: nut, summer, sun and the words  become: nit, simmer, sin in Scots....(MP3)

13) Change a to e as in: brass, glad, fast and the words become bress, gled, fest in Scots....(MP3)

14) Change a to ai as in: arm, part, smart, sharp, warm and the words become: airm, pairt, smairt, shairp, wairm in Scots....(MP3)

15) Change O to a as in: Crop, drop, song and the words become: Crap, drap, sang in Scots....(MP3)

16)  Change e to ee as in: well, wet, jelly and the words become: weel, weet, jeelie in Scots....(MP3)

17) Change oi to y as in: boil, choice, join, point and the words become: byle, chyce, jyne, pynt in Scots....(MP3

18) Change ou to oo as in: about, house, round and the words become: aboot, hoose, roond in Scots....(MP3

19) Change ow to ae as in: arrow, borrow, pillow, window and the words become: airae, barrae, pillae, windae in Scots....(MP3)

20) Change o to I as in Brother, mother, other and the words become: brither, mither, ( can be maither), ither in Scots....(MP3)

21) Drop be and change to a as in: because, beneath, below, between as in: akis, aneath, ablo, atween in Scots..(MP3)

An’ noo ye kin stairt speekin’ Scots!...(MP3) And now you can start speaking Scots!

Lang Mey Yer Lum Reek!...(MP3) (Live long and Happily!)                                       


Hail & Well Met
The topic of study is the Scottish Dialect or the Scots Brogue. This is NOT a scholarly study but merely a guide for the Actor/Actors in recreating the sounds of the dialect in a distinguishable form to identify their characters as Scots or once Gaelic, speakers. Handouts have been prepared to help one to became aware of the Sounds of Scots and to help one to recreate those sounds. The handouts are read JUST as they look to you, phonetically, but Scots is written very much as it sounds, so it won't be a surprise to you when you see it! The Actor has to develop a comfortable use of the Brogue for the stage and it takes practice to become "fluent". This is accomplished by reciting the handouts aloud and by hearing someone else using it. I have added MP3 sound files to the handouts,  which can be very helpful to you, as you read along and say the words and phrases aloud.

  Ellyn Parker-Neal
www.scots-online.org/grammar/pronunci.htm

www.scotsindependent.org/features/scots/index/htm

www.dsl.ac.uk/dsl/

www.scuilwab.org.uk/

www.electricscotland.com/poetry/purves/Scots_Orthography.pdf

www.lallans.co.uk.airticles_1a.html

www.bartleby.com/212/0403.html

www.cs.stir.ac.uk/~kit/general/scots.html


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